I think I have mystical powers! At the very moment of posting the last post (now deleted coz I felt mean) saying what a git the SPSTBEH * has been, he was being run over! There were earlier reports of him having a broken hip, which were wildly exaggerated (by him), but he is just bruised and feeling extremely sorry for himself. He managed to save his kebab though.
*Stupid pissed soon to be ex husband