Eyes. What a lot of words rhyme with eyes. I could be a poet and not even know it. Went to see if I am able to have laser treatment because I am so goddamn blind. Yippee, I can! Or would if I could afford it (have spent all my money on the kitchen). Perhaps I should set up a charity. ‘Help Angela (Go Swimming Without Her Contact Lenses Floating Away)’ or some such catchy money-grabbing title. I went to the most reputable (and most expensive) clinic, who assured me that I won’t end up looking like my worst nightmare…..