I spoke too soon. Ended up estranged from my mates and had to get the train home (where I got touched up by some swarthy perv). Next time I will make sure the exact coordinates between mates and toilet, and map it out before I go. And make sure that I put the time on my watch back. As Paula says, she’s gonna tie me to her (bring it on baby). I tell you, I was ‘this’ close to becoming a London bum, wandering the streets with no shoes. And what fabulous shoes they are too.