Dogs Dinner

Another Saturday night bites the dust – in Debbie’s case, literally.
We were all organised for a paaartay at Tiger Tiger in Croydon – Debs even bought a little black dress – when disaster struck at her place.  Steve the Neighbour’s dopey dog Zelda knocked poor Debs backwards over a wall, leaving her skinny little ankles waving about in the air.  She’s got a nasty bump and cut on her head, a split lip, and a grazed back, poor thingy.  Apparently, she just lay there seeing stars while Zelda (stupid mutt) tried to lick her better.
Then it got REALLY silly.  Another neighbour came out and started on about the dog being a menace and how it attacked Debbie.  Steve’s relatives appeared and a big row ensued.  One of the rellies apparently head-butted the neighbour.  The police were called.  The rellie was arrested.  The ambulance arrived.  And picked Debbie up off the pavement.  Who’s probably got a concussion.  And she’s got to make a statement to the police.  Gawd.
So, basically, our dancing has been cancelled.

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