Oooommmm! (legs crossed, fingers circled) – Calm, is me, oh yes. Great Budda. Etc. Whatever.
Not kidding – Have been ‘on hold’ for BT and Onetel since HALF PAST THREE. And what’s the time now? Nearly quarter past seven.
Have decided that Onetel can stick it and have reluctantly given my business to BT. Has involved re-connecting lines, changing my phone number and email address. Why the effing hell is nothing easy?
So may be offline for a while. Past caring at this point. Have opened the ’emergency’ bottle of wine and somehow it has all gone.