I have come to the conclusion that old people are dangerous. Very dangerous. They pull out on me in their cars, without even looking, and don’t even think to look in their mirrors to see how much I am swerving to avoid them. It’s the same when crossing the road – they approach it, and don’t hesitate – straight across and bugger everyone else. Never mind that I’ve been signalling to turn left for the past half a mile. Maybe they’ve lost all mobility in their necks so can’t look behind them. Or maybe they want to die – care and money for the elderly sucks nowadays so I can’t blame them – although I can think of better ways to go. Being squashed under the wheels of a Ford Zetec really doesn’t have any street cred whatsoever.